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Carly Lanzetta

  • Comedy U Hawaii
  • Oct 27
  • 1 min read

Hometown: Cincinatti, OH

Started Comedy: August 2024


Bio:

Carly Lanzetta is a Roast Tournament Champion and rising comic who mixes sharp wit, dark humor, and way too much honesty. By day she’s a professional, by night she’s saying everything HR would fire her for. After nine years in Hawai‘i, she’s newer to comedy but already proving that bad decisions make great material.


IG:

@Carly.lanzetta.comedy.hi


If you could choose any one celebrity to have dinner with, who would you choose, and why?

Louis CK, because he’s the greatest comedian of all time. I also wouldn’t mind seeing him jack off.



What is the one movie you think everyone should watch at least once?

Scarface


List any other fun facts you can tell us about yourself

Cat mom and human mom… Vegetarian but not the annoying kind.

 
 
 

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